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I went to the store and bought lady fingers when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. If I'm at home I'm usually in my office editing or reconstructing my website or whatever it may be. I just love putting creativity into a performance so if the right script comes along and I certainly am reading comedies and dramas now then I'm ready willing and able to give it a shot.
Quotes By Dane Cook
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I like to play guitar jam out play the blues go watch movies. I love movies.
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In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I...
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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
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My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.
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My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal...
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Vince Vaughn is a genuine person awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my...
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I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store...
Quotes About Home
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Imagine if you had baseball cards that showed all the performance stats for...
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My father was always depressed. When he was home and sober he was mostly in...
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To the former child migrants who came to Australia from a home far away led...
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We talk a lot in our home together about where we're going what I'm doing.
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You know you go home and you try on a new mascara and I guess a male CEO...
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My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you...
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When I joined Custer I donned the uniform of a soldier. It was a bit awkward...
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When you have the paparazzi hiding in the bushes outside your home the only...
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After spending time with the rescued turkeys at Farm Sanctuary's shelter and...