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I think we need to just be very clear about what we're trying to do in Afghanistan. Frankly we're not trying to create the perfect democracy. We're never going to create some ideal society. We are simply there for our own national security.
I think that when you get dressed in the morning sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today.' 'Be nice to people in sneakers.'
Quotes By Demetri Martin
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I like women but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars...
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If I have to move up in a building I choose the elevator over the escalator....
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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner...
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Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do...
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I tend to avoid televisions politics and places with velvet ropes.
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And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to...
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And of course I didn't make any money from stand up for years so I had temp...
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I love women but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are...
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My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes you always get another...
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For example I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of...
Quotes About Hope
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If you've never felt that you quite got a hold of it you just feel that...
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I hope to refine music study it try to find some area that I can unlock. I...
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I was sort of in denial about doing country for awhile but I sort of grew up...
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I hope everybody's had fun because I've enjoyed my ride. I can tell you...
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It is my fervent hope and prayer that by exposing my mistakes and by pointing...
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There's a lot of great people out here I just appreciate it and hope...
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So you know I think that the federal government the Democrats and...
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I am encouraged that there's going to be much better dialogue between the...
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I hope that my investment into Atomico will become my best financial...