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Age gives you a great sense of proportion. You can be very hard on yourself when you're younger but now I just think 'well everybody's absolutely mad and I'm doing quite well'.
I think that when you get dressed in the morning sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today.' 'Be nice to people in sneakers.'
Quotes By Demetri Martin
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I like women but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars...
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If I have to move up in a building I choose the elevator over the escalator....
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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner...
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Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do...
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I tend to avoid televisions politics and places with velvet ropes.
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And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to...
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And of course I didn't make any money from stand up for years so I had temp...
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I love women but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are...
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My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes you always get another...
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For example I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of...
Quotes About Hope
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If you've never felt that you quite got a hold of it you just feel that...
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I hope to refine music study it try to find some area that I can unlock. I...
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I was sort of in denial about doing country for awhile but I sort of grew up...
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I hope everybody's had fun because I've enjoyed my ride. I can tell you...
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It is my fervent hope and prayer that by exposing my mistakes and by pointing...
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There's a lot of great people out here I just appreciate it and hope...
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So you know I think that the federal government the Democrats and...
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I am encouraged that there's going to be much better dialogue between the...
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I hope that my investment into Atomico will become my best financial...