I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out she'll kill me.
Quotes By Henny Youngman
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I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up - they have no holidays.
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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno he's Frank and in...
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Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
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A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
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I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock.
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When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation he offered to touch-up...
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She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a...
Quotes About Anniversary
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The 150th anniversary of Penn State will highlight what is important and good...
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Both the Obama and Romney campaigns said they pulled all their political ads...
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1 month ago the American people stopped to remember the third anniversary of...
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My last trip to New Orleans was for the fifth anniversary of Katrina and I...
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It was very hard for all of us. It's still very hard. The anniversary of his...
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I feel there should have been some recognition of the Spice Girls at this...
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I did that Dior Couture 60th anniversary show in July. It took so long to get...
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On July 18 we will mark the 12th anniversary of the senseless loss of 85...
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This year as we celebrate the 230th anniversary of America's independence...
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Actually the year anniversary of what you just heard my son Grahame and I...