Those who say we should dismantle the role of Poet Laureate altogether the trick they miss is that being called this thing with the weight of tradition behind it and with the association of the Royal family does allow you to have conversations and to open doors and wallets for the good of poetry in a way that nothing else would allow.
When humor goes there goes civilization.
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I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.
If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally...
I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how...
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not...
Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white?...
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to...
Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public...
The best scary movies have great humor in them and a great story.
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We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.
You may not like the humor but that is why every radio has an on-off button.
I think superheroes are heroes with flaws and in their flaws there is a...
Incongruity they say is one of the main ingredients of humor. Maybe it's...
Democratic politicians have disliked things I've written Republican...
I liked the premise of this material. I love the marriage relationship. They...