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I was brought up with psychics and tarot cards. My mum was always told I was going to be in a boy band and be famous as a singer.
A pun is the lowest form of humor unless you thought of it yourself.
Quotes By Doug Larson
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Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you...
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Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have...
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For disappearing acts it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours...
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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of...
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Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
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The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub...
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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning...
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A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
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The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions including...
Quotes About Humor
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Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public...
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The best scary movies have great humor in them and a great story.
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Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was...
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We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.
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You may not like the humor but that is why every radio has an on-off button.
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I think superheroes are heroes with flaws and in their flaws there is a...
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Incongruity they say is one of the main ingredients of humor. Maybe it's...
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Democratic politicians have disliked things I've written Republican...
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I liked the premise of this material. I love the marriage relationship. They...