I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.
Quotes By Paula Poundstone
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I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid which taught us that...
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I'm thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going.
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I don't need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children the sun...
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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and...
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I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like...
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I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag so that I have somewhere to put...
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I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
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The wages of sin are death but by the time taxes are taken out it's just...
Quotes About Humor
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Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public...
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The best scary movies have great humor in them and a great story.
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Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was...
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We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.
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You may not like the humor but that is why every radio has an on-off button.
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I think superheroes are heroes with flaws and in their flaws there is a...
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Incongruity they say is one of the main ingredients of humor. Maybe it's...
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Democratic politicians have disliked things I've written Republican...
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I liked the premise of this material. I love the marriage relationship. They...