I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor.
Quotes By Alton Brown
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I have nothing but sympathy for the people who are forced to work with me....
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My college degree was in theater. But the real reason if I have any success...
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Enough people have now mentioned Bill Nye the Science Guy to me that I now...
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I'm going from doing all of the work to having to delegate the work - which...
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I know people that could serve me canned tuna and saltine crackers and have...
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Culinary tradition is not always based on fact. Sometimes it's based on...
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I am a filmmaker. That is all I've ever been. You know Martin Scorsese makes...
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I'm a filmmaker who decided to go to culinary school. All I picked up was the...
Quotes About Humor
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Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public...
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The best scary movies have great humor in them and a great story.
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Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was...
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We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.
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You may not like the humor but that is why every radio has an on-off button.
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I think superheroes are heroes with flaws and in their flaws there is a...
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Incongruity they say is one of the main ingredients of humor. Maybe it's...
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Democratic politicians have disliked things I've written Republican...
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I liked the premise of this material. I love the marriage relationship. They...