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I've got a real sense of three-dimensional geometry. I can look at a flat piece of fabric and know that if I put a slit in it and make some fabric travel around a square then when you lift it up it will drape in a certain way and I can feel how that will happen.
I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
Quotes By Erma Bombeck
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in...
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I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
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I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of...
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.
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If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally...
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I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how...
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not...
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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white?...
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to...
Quotes About Life
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The highest use of capital is not to make more money but to make money do...
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There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.
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Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally...
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You can't live your life blaming your failures on your parents and what they...
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I never regret anything. Because every little detail of your life is what...
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I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's...
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I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the...
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The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life the clearer we...
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Being taken for granted can be a compliment. It means that you've become a...
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There is no force like success and that is why the individual makes all...