I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me?...
She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just...
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For...
Yeah I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history too.
People say that money is not the key to happiness but I always figured if...
I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or...
Don't follow any advice no matter how good until you feel as deeply in your...
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over He would...
Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit the stores are...
I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over he would have put...
The highest use of capital is not to make more money but to make money do...
There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.
Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally...
You can't live your life blaming your failures on your parents and what they...
I never regret anything. Because every little detail of your life is what...
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's...
I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the...
The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life the clearer we...
Being taken for granted can be a compliment. It means that you've become a...
There is no force like success and that is why the individual makes all...