I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.
If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.
Y'know you can't please all the people all the time... and last night all...
Every time I go and shave I assume there's someone else on the planet...
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning...
I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting...
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of...
I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good and make a cart.
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get I'll...
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans because maybe...
I had a stick of CareFree gum but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I...
The highest use of capital is not to make more money but to make money do...
There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.
Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally...
You can't live your life blaming your failures on your parents and what they...
I never regret anything. Because every little detail of your life is what...
I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the...
The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life the clearer we...
Being taken for granted can be a compliment. It means that you've become a...
There is no force like success and that is why the individual makes all...
It is a common saying and in everybody's mouth that life is but a sojourn.