All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.
Life is like an ice-cream cone you have to lick it one day at a time.
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you...
If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation it...
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a...
Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting...
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also...
At the end of the day you know love does not happen between two perfect...
Metaphors are dangerous. Love begins with a metaphor. Which is to say love...
This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love: the...
I really love idiot enlightened characters - these characters who fail to...