It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain.
People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah no I'm gonna hang...
I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't earned...
When friends asked me Can we help? I'd say Not unless you can alter time...
I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs...
I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they...
The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult arrogantly...
I'm sorry man but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of...
I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So being a ballplayer...
I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie never has. So what we...
At the end of the day you know love does not happen between two perfect...
Metaphors are dangerous. Love begins with a metaphor. Which is to say love...
This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love: the...
I really love idiot enlightened characters - these characters who fail to...