A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Quotes By Joey Adams
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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early work late -...
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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it...
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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
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If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far...
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If you break 100 watch your golf. If you break 80 watch your business.
Quotes About Marriage
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My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage...
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Other than marriage she doesn't control me and I don't control her.
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Marriage is one of the most sacred human institutions. I asked our Senators...
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I am a firm believer in marriage. In the future I will be married.
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I've learned this is a very long marriage doing a television show. I like the...
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To say I drank my way into marriage isn't much of an exaggeration and it's...
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There's lots of problem solving in any marriage but when you have this...
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Marriage has been defined by every legislature that has ever sat in the...
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Our black president can't say that he's for gay marriage. That is upsetting...