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My father taught me that the only way you can make good at anything is to practice and then practice some more.
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
Quotes By Henny Youngman
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I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up - they have no holidays.
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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno he's Frank and in...
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Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
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A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
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I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock.
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When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation he offered to touch-up...
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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a...
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I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
Quotes About Marriage
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My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage...
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Other than marriage she doesn't control me and I don't control her.
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Marriage is one of the most sacred human institutions. I asked our Senators...
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I am a firm believer in marriage. In the future I will be married.
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I've learned this is a very long marriage doing a television show. I like the...
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To say I drank my way into marriage isn't much of an exaggeration and it's...
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There's lots of problem solving in any marriage but when you have this...
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Marriage has been defined by every legislature that has ever sat in the...
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Our black president can't say that he's for gay marriage. That is upsetting...