Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well so is money and what's more life-affirming than cold hard cash?
I'm a comedian for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know...
Born again?! No I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a...
Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey...
Just put down 9/11... I think on most things I'm liberal except on...
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an...
There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.
The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly...
You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that...
My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage...
Other than marriage she doesn't control me and I don't control her.
Marriage is one of the most sacred human institutions. I asked our Senators...
I am a firm believer in marriage. In the future I will be married.
I've learned this is a very long marriage doing a television show. I like the...
To say I drank my way into marriage isn't much of an exaggeration and it's...
There's lots of problem solving in any marriage but when you have this...
Marriage has been defined by every legislature that has ever sat in the...
Our black president can't say that he's for gay marriage. That is upsetting...