I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
Women: You can't live with them and you can't get them to dress up in a...
He taught me never to smile which helps me when I visit disaster sites.
When I wake up in the morning I just can't get started until I've had that...
Some mornings it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
My computer beat me at checkers but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little...
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I...
Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family...
In a free society the state does not administer the affairs of men. It...
Prejudices are so to speak the mechanical instincts of men: through their...
Men don't and can't live by exchanging articles but by producing them. They...
If one were to bring ten of the wisest men in the world together and ask them...
I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge...
Inconsistencies in men are generally testimony to their immaturity.
Some old men continually praise the time of their youth. In fact you would...