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I mean in some cases with libel laws you know they can write things about people who have no course of action because they can't afford to take legal action against them.
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite the male ego.
Quotes By Roseanne Barr
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Women complain about PMS but I think of it as the only time of the month...
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The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
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Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.
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My hope is that gays will be running the world because then there would be...
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I figure that if the children are alive when I get home I've done my job.
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As a housewife I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets...
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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time?...
Quotes About Mom
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My mom is in the navy and my dad works for the army but I never called them...
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Whether it's a 16-year old girl or a mom or a guy or anybody as long as...
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Our songs touch people and take them back to a time when there was no threat...
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At first I could not believe what I was reading. I got up from my seat and...
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I was born to a single mom and raised by her and my grandparents.
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When you have lost people like I lost my birth mom at a young age and you...
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I was fortunate enough to have my kids early so being a mom always ended up...
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I love what I do and I think it shows. As my kids get older they can see me...
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Then you've got Georgetown and I really just like everything about them....