I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said 'What for?' I said 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'
Quotes By Steven Wright
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the...
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I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking ' but I don't have that much time.
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I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
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I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered...
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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were...
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I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment...
Quotes About Money
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People look at me and they go 'You're white you're smart you must have...
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The fellow that has no money is poor. The fellow that has nothing but money...
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Kids are meant to believe that their stepping stone to massive money is 'The...
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Because I don't take money I'll go anywhere and do a benefit concert with...
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I saw Deep Purple live once and I paid money for it and I thought 'Geez...
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The way the bankers have kind of toppled the way money is distributed and...
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Kids are meant to believe that their stepping stone to massive money is 'The...
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I have no one to leave the money to. I'm a single man. I like spending my...