You can get rich making fun of me. I know. I've made lots of money making fun of me.
I am going to take something I learned over in Israel. Their Independence Day...
Please stop teaching my children that everyone gets a trophy just for...
Remember beneath every cynic there lies a romantic and probably an injured...
I don't fancy myself a political commentator. I hate politics. I hate it.
The message that I gave on the - on the steps today was that you need to...
Music is the language of the heart and conservatives always screw it up.
I was in Washington D.C. on the morning show by the time I was 18...
Let me tell you it is still morning in America. It just happens to be kind...
No one is guaranteed happiness. You can pursue it but if you happen to find...
People look at me and they go 'You're white you're smart you must have...
The fellow that has no money is poor. The fellow that has nothing but money...
Kids are meant to believe that their stepping stone to massive money is 'The...
Because I don't take money I'll go anywhere and do a benefit concert with...
I saw Deep Purple live once and I paid money for it and I thought 'Geez...
The way the bankers have kind of toppled the way money is distributed and...
Kids are meant to believe that their stepping stone to massive money is 'The...
I have no one to leave the money to. I'm a single man. I like spending my...