Random Quote
Self-pity comes so naturally to all of us. The most solid happiness can be shaken by the compassion of a fool.
Just put down 9/11... I think on most things I'm liberal except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on.
Quotes By Dennis Miller
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I'm a comedian for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know...
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Born again?! No I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
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I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a...
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Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey...
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Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure someone might tell you that...
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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an...
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There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.
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The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly...
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that...
Quotes About Money
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People look at me and they go 'You're white you're smart you must have...
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The fellow that has no money is poor. The fellow that has nothing but money...
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Kids are meant to believe that their stepping stone to massive money is 'The...
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Because I don't take money I'll go anywhere and do a benefit concert with...
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I saw Deep Purple live once and I paid money for it and I thought 'Geez...
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The way the bankers have kind of toppled the way money is distributed and...
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Kids are meant to believe that their stepping stone to massive money is 'The...
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I have no one to leave the money to. I'm a single man. I like spending my...