Some mornings it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
Women: You can't live with them and you can't get them to dress up in a...
He taught me never to smile which helps me when I visit disaster sites.
When I wake up in the morning I just can't get started until I've had that...
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how...
My computer beat me at checkers but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little...
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I...
Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family...
I knew however that the next morning after the fight I would have to get...
In the morning he was lying dead on one of the beds fully clothed. He was...
Secretary of State Colin Powell thank you so much as always for joining us...
I have been wounded like this since about half past eight this morning and I...
It takes more than driving to become an IndyCar driver. Gone are the days...
Talking from morning to night about sex has helped my skiing because I talk...
I think public service is a calling and you do it as long as the things that...
When I was twelve I went hunting with my father and we shot a bird. He was...
Suddenly a single shot on the extreme left rang out on the clear morning air...