I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12 I was prolific.
If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.
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Every time I go and shave I assume there's someone else on the planet...
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I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good and make a cart.
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get I'll...
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans because maybe...
I had a stick of CareFree gum but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I...
I knew however that the next morning after the fight I would have to get...
In the morning he was lying dead on one of the beds fully clothed. He was...
Secretary of State Colin Powell thank you so much as always for joining us...
I have been wounded like this since about half past eight this morning and I...
It takes more than driving to become an IndyCar driver. Gone are the days...
Talking from morning to night about sex has helped my skiing because I talk...
I think public service is a calling and you do it as long as the things that...
When I was twelve I went hunting with my father and we shot a bird. He was...
Suddenly a single shot on the extreme left rang out on the clear morning air...