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Capitalism has its weaknesses. But it is capitalism that ended the stranglehold of the hereditary aristocracies raised the standard of living for most of the world and enabled the emancipation of women.
And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to the things that I have to do that day then I'm on the right track.
Quotes By Demetri Martin
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I like women but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars...
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If I have to move up in a building I choose the elevator over the escalator....
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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner...
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Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do...
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I tend to avoid televisions politics and places with velvet ropes.
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And of course I didn't make any money from stand up for years so I had temp...
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I love women but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are...
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My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes you always get another...
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I think that when you get dressed in the morning sometimes you're really...
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For example I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of...
Quotes About Morning
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I knew however that the next morning after the fight I would have to get...
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In the morning he was lying dead on one of the beds fully clothed. He was...
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Secretary of State Colin Powell thank you so much as always for joining us...
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I have been wounded like this since about half past eight this morning and I...
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It takes more than driving to become an IndyCar driver. Gone are the days...
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Talking from morning to night about sex has helped my skiing because I talk...
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I think public service is a calling and you do it as long as the things that...
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When I was twelve I went hunting with my father and we shot a bird. He was...
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Suddenly a single shot on the extreme left rang out on the clear morning air...