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Fresh air is good if you do not take too much of it most of the achievements and pleasures of life are in bad air.
When I wake up in the morning I just can't get started until I've had that first piping hot pot of coffee. Oh I've tried other enemas.
Quotes By Emo Philips
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Women: You can't live with them and you can't get them to dress up in a...
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He taught me never to smile which helps me when I visit disaster sites.
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Some mornings it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how...
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My computer beat me at checkers but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
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You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little...
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How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I...
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Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family...
Quotes About Morning
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I knew however that the next morning after the fight I would have to get...
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In the morning he was lying dead on one of the beds fully clothed. He was...
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Secretary of State Colin Powell thank you so much as always for joining us...
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I have been wounded like this since about half past eight this morning and I...
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It takes more than driving to become an IndyCar driver. Gone are the days...
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Talking from morning to night about sex has helped my skiing because I talk...
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I think public service is a calling and you do it as long as the things that...
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When I was twelve I went hunting with my father and we shot a bird. He was...
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Suddenly a single shot on the extreme left rang out on the clear morning air...