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When I was a kid I got busted for throwing a rock through a car window and egging a house on halloween.
I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lunch after writing all morning my wife says I look like I just came home from a funeral. This is not bragging. This is an illness.
Quotes By Carl Hiaasen
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Here's my rule: You always want to pay cash for your own books because if...
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Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the...
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My books are shelved in different places depending on the bookstore....
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Kids feel so strongly about what's going on today and what's happening to the...
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I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny I...
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From my experience politicians are much more uncomfortable being made fun of...
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Nobody with an IQ higher than emergency-room temperature could ever believe...
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Good satire comes from anger. It comes from a sense of injustice that there...
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My humour has always come from anger but I have to make sure I don't just...
Quotes About Morning
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I knew however that the next morning after the fight I would have to get...
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In the morning he was lying dead on one of the beds fully clothed. He was...
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Secretary of State Colin Powell thank you so much as always for joining us...
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I have been wounded like this since about half past eight this morning and I...
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It takes more than driving to become an IndyCar driver. Gone are the days...
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Talking from morning to night about sex has helped my skiing because I talk...
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I think public service is a calling and you do it as long as the things that...
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When I was twelve I went hunting with my father and we shot a bird. He was...
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Suddenly a single shot on the extreme left rang out on the clear morning air...