The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what...
I like ice hockey but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep...
My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along.
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even...
Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us....
The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening...
All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under...
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
I was in three academic clubs a huge book worm and the teacher's pet. I was...
I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I'd still have my...
One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just don't like it when characters do...
And I strongly believe people should rescue dogs or at the very least...
To this day I don't ever remember seeing a pet inside Moscow I never saw...
I have this pet thing about how global communications are moving so fast now...
It's true you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway it would be like a...
My biggest pet peeve are just girls who go to sports bars who have no...
I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're...