If a dog jumps into your lap it is because he is fond of you but if a cat does the same thing it is because your lap is warmer.
Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which...
No one who achieves success does so without acknowledging the help of others....
Speech is human nature itself with none of the artificiality of written...
In formal logic a contradiction is the signal of defeat but in the...
It takes an extraordinary intelligence to contemplate the obvious.
Intelligence is quickness to apprehend as distinct form ability which is...
Fools act on imagination without knowledge pedants act on knowledge without...
The total absence of humor from the Bible is one of the most singular things...
I was in three academic clubs a huge book worm and the teacher's pet. I was...
I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I'd still have my...
One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just don't like it when characters do...
And I strongly believe people should rescue dogs or at the very least...
To this day I don't ever remember seeing a pet inside Moscow I never saw...
I have this pet thing about how global communications are moving so fast now...
It's true you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway it would be like a...
My biggest pet peeve are just girls who go to sports bars who have no...
I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're...