My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak get up in front of the...
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again so is a bicycle repair kit.
I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid...
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those...
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William...
Once you become successful people know where you live the type of house you...
Never trust a man who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.
I was in three academic clubs a huge book worm and the teacher's pet. I was...
I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I'd still have my...
One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just don't like it when characters do...
And I strongly believe people should rescue dogs or at the very least...
To this day I don't ever remember seeing a pet inside Moscow I never saw...
I have this pet thing about how global communications are moving so fast now...
It's true you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway it would be like a...
My biggest pet peeve are just girls who go to sports bars who have no...
I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're...