I tend to avoid televisions politics and places with velvet ropes.
Quotes By Demetri Martin
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I like women but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars...
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If I have to move up in a building I choose the elevator over the escalator....
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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner...
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Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do...
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And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to...
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And of course I didn't make any money from stand up for years so I had temp...
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I love women but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are...
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My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes you always get another...
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I think that when you get dressed in the morning sometimes you're really...
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For example I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of...
Quotes About Politics
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The only politics in this country that's relevant to black people today is...
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On the mountains mistakes are fatal. In politics mistakes are wounding...
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The difference between the men and the boys in politics is and always has...
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We mistake politics for legislative debate. You can be passionate without...
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First take the government of the Indians out of politics second let the...
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Politics was my third act. But I could have a fourth. I don't know what that...
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I call it people-to-people politics and that's what politics should be about...
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Most people get their politics obviously from TV shows about senators or...
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This idea that a book can either be about character and feeling or about...
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There is this concept of politics as a dirty game. It's a difficult game but...