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1988 I also received from the city of Vienna the cross of honour for art and science. These titles and the various honors mean a great deal to me most of all for the reason that they would mean a great deal to my parents too.
We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.
Quotes By Fred Allen
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The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
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An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a...
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All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
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I learned law so well the day I graduated I sued the college won the case...
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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find...
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The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their...
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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
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I like long walks especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God...
Quotes About Age
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The two most misused words in the entire English vocabulary are love and...
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The first crocodile I ever caught was at nine years of age and it was a...
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Time in general has always been a central obsession of mine - what it does...
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Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace to the...
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If there is anything I would do differently in my life it is that I would...
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What though youth gave love and roses Age still leaves us friends and wine.
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In a spiritually sensitive culture then it might well be that age is...
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The age we live in is a busy age in which knowledge is rapidly advancing...
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We hold that the most wonderful and splendid proof of genius is a great poem...
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Old age and sickness bring out the essential characteristics of a man.