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Quotes By Steven Wright
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the...
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I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking ' but I don't have that much time.
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I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
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I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered...
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I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment...
Quotes About Power
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One thing you can say about nuclear power: the people who believe it is the...
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Another mode of accumulating power arises from lifting a weight and then...
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Bloomberg's $50 million is not going to revolutionize the electric power...
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A tool is usually more simple than a machine it is generally used with the...
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The coal industry is an even larger part of the Australian economy than it is...
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We say no to lots of things that would please us. I would like to punch...
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The sublimity of administration consists in knowing the proper degree of...
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In reality Republicans have long been at war with clean energy. They have...
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This is the pain pacemaker. I've got a battery under my skin. From that...
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When it comes to energy cost isn't everything - but it's a lot. Everybody...