Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.
What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me?...
She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just...
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on...
Yeah I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history too.
People say that money is not the key to happiness but I always figured if...
I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or...
Don't follow any advice no matter how good until you feel as deeply in your...
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over He would...
Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit the stores are...
I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over he would have put...
Lately I did a film called All I Want for Christmas and it was well received....
I have great respect for directors who know what they're doing.
Other bands gave us lip service but when it came down to it they kind of...
We are talking about someone who has lived. It must be honored in every...
I think the crux of the matter was that if we were going to become partners...
The reason it has relevance is because I as a popular Arab personality - the...
Willing or preferring is the same with respect to good and evil that judging...
You don't stay married for thirty-nine years because of sex or even because...
Madonna is a pro. I don't like her and have no respect for her but- I don't...
Well being that at the house and being in the competition it was very hard...