Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat it's not as enjoyable that's survival.
Quotes By Demetri Martin
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I like women but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars...
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If I have to move up in a building I choose the elevator over the escalator....
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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner...
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I tend to avoid televisions politics and places with velvet ropes.
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And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to...
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And of course I didn't make any money from stand up for years so I had temp...
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I love women but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are...
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My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes you always get another...
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I think that when you get dressed in the morning sometimes you're really...
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For example I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of...
Quotes About Romantic
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I want to do all kinds of things. I want to do some comedy. I'd love to do a...
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The whole westward expansion myth is seen as romantic. But it's a joke a...
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So I'm still in my romantic stage with London I love it as a place.
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A realist in Venice would become a romantic by mere faithfulness to what he...
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I think one of the downsides of the sort of obsession with romantic love and...
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The thing about romance and romantic movies is that they can be somewhat...
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I'm no romantic surfing California boy. I like reading writing...
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The writing career is not a romantic one. The writer's life may be colorful...