You get somebody to crack a smile that's a beautiful thing.
Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show...
My sense of humor is a turkey and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in...
I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something...
I have snakes three sharks moray eels piranhas five scorpions and a bird...
In junior high school I was an object of pure ridicule for my dress...
My friends and family especially my mom and dad are always saying I should...
When Fortune smiles I smile to think how quickly she will frown.
We ought to be beating our chests every day. We ought to look in the mirror...
Ascetics and fakirs come to mitigate human suffering to heal us and lead us...
Oh the ignorance of us upon whom Providence did not sufficiently smile to...
When you consider all the stars I have managed mere submarines make me smile.