If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally dead.
Quotes By Erma Bombeck
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in...
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I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
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I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of...
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.
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I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how...
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not...
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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white?...
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to...
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What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked...
Quotes About Sports
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All pro sports as well as the NCAA should thank God every day we have...
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I was never into sports and my passion was the arts as long as I could...
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I love sports - if I'm not acting I'm probably doing sports.
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I always seem to get parts where I play the sports professional - and that's...
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I regard sports first and foremost as entertainment so dry documentary...
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I think track is still one of the most exciting participant sports but we...
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I'm thrilled I'm grateful I'm blessed. I played for the world's greatest...
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When launching a product called an Energy Drink and named Red Bull a product...
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There are almost no sports within which mortal accidents are not a reality.