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No one ever pretended that shopping for anything is a rational experience. If it were would there be Fluffernutter? Laceless sneakers? Porkpie hats? Would the Chia Pet even exist?
I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years.
Quotes By Dennis Miller
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I'm a comedian for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know...
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Born again?! No I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
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Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey...
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Just put down 9/11... I think on most things I'm liberal except on...
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Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure someone might tell you that...
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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an...
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There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.
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The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly...
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that...
Quotes About Sports
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All pro sports as well as the NCAA should thank God every day we have...
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I was never into sports and my passion was the arts as long as I could...
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I love sports - if I'm not acting I'm probably doing sports.
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I always seem to get parts where I play the sports professional - and that's...
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I regard sports first and foremost as entertainment so dry documentary...
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I think track is still one of the most exciting participant sports but we...
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I'm thrilled I'm grateful I'm blessed. I played for the world's greatest...
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When launching a product called an Energy Drink and named Red Bull a product...
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There are almost no sports within which mortal accidents are not a reality.