Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the...
I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking ' but I don't have that much time.
I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered...
There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were...
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment...
To be a Negro in this country and to be relatively conscious is to be in a...
No country can act wisely simultaneously in every part of the globe at every...
It's plain hokum. If you can't convince 'em confuse 'em. It's an old...
A lot of people would be embarrassed to admit that they were on 'Barney' but...
I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time.
October is a fine and dangerous season in America. a wonderful time to begin...
I do not read advertisements. I would spend all of my time wanting things.
No story is the same to us after a lapse of time or rather we who read it are...
I'm being treated like a sex object cried the lady. No matter. I will take...
If I have to move up in a building I choose the elevator over the escalator....