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The method of political science is the interpretation of life its instrument is insight a nice understanding of subtle unformulated conditions.
I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking ' but I don't have that much time.
Quotes By Steven Wright
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the...
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I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
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I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered...
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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were...
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I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment...
Quotes About Time
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To be a Negro in this country and to be relatively conscious is to be in a...
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No country can act wisely simultaneously in every part of the globe at every...
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It's plain hokum. If you can't convince 'em confuse 'em. It's an old...
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A lot of people would be embarrassed to admit that they were on 'Barney' but...
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I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time.
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October is a fine and dangerous season in America. a wonderful time to begin...
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I do not read advertisements. I would spend all of my time wanting things.
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No story is the same to us after a lapse of time or rather we who read it are...
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I'm being treated like a sex object cried the lady. No matter. I will take...
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If I have to move up in a building I choose the elevator over the escalator....