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My deal is have a flat simple tax. And - Americans want - Americans I hope - aspire to be - be wealthy. I hope they aspire to have a better quality of life. And we have this class warfare that's going on now. And I don't agree with that. I'm interested in people getting to work.
Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak get up in front of the microphone and speak don't sit in the dark hiding. It's easy to hide and shout and waste people's time.
Quotes By Billy Connolly
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My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again so is a bicycle repair kit.
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I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid...
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I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those...
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My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William...
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Once you become successful people know where you live the type of house you...
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Never trust a man who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.
Quotes About Time
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To be a Negro in this country and to be relatively conscious is to be in a...
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No country can act wisely simultaneously in every part of the globe at every...
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It's plain hokum. If you can't convince 'em confuse 'em. It's an old...
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A lot of people would be embarrassed to admit that they were on 'Barney' but...
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I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time.
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October is a fine and dangerous season in America. a wonderful time to begin...
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I do not read advertisements. I would spend all of my time wanting things.
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No story is the same to us after a lapse of time or rather we who read it are...
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I'm being treated like a sex object cried the lady. No matter. I will take...
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If I have to move up in a building I choose the elevator over the escalator....