Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
Quotes By Henny Youngman
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I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up - they have no holidays.
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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno he's Frank and in...
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A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
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I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock.
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When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation he offered to touch-up...
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She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a...
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I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
Quotes About Travel
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There's no need to travel further. The Los Angeles area is big enough for us.
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Everything has been homogenized. Over time with television and jet travel...
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Soul travel can be a general expansion of awareness and knowingness or...
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I travel the world and I'm happy to say that America is still the great...
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I think space will be conquered through the mind rather than the clumsy...
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Traveling is my form of self-education. Every stream I fish now is not as...
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A lot of people say that comedy doesn't travel well. I found it very...
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We must go beyond textbooks go out into the bypaths and untrodden depths of...
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The biggest kick I get is to communicate with those who are exiled from the...
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Too often travel instead of broadening the mind merely lengthens the...