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It has been after all 11 years more than a decade now of defiance of U.N. resolutions by Saddam Hussein. Every obligation that he signed onto after the Gulf War so that he would not be a threat to peace and security he has ignored and flaunted.
I like women but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked 'Does he bite?' and she said 'No.' And I said 'So how does he eat?' Liar!
Quotes By Demetri Martin
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If I have to move up in a building I choose the elevator over the escalator....
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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner...
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Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do...
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I tend to avoid televisions politics and places with velvet ropes.
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And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to...
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And of course I didn't make any money from stand up for years so I had temp...
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I love women but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are...
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My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes you always get another...
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I think that when you get dressed in the morning sometimes you're really...
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For example I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of...
Quotes About Trust
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Let's say a Soviet exchange student back in the '70s would go back and tell...
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Deciding whether to trust or credit a person is always an uncertain task.
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Espionage for the most part involves finding a person who knows something...
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We have only God on our side they have 'In God We Trust' on their side.
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If global cooling will come soon - scientists will lose trust.
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Experience has taught me never to trust a policeman. Just when you think...
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One feels very blessed to be born into a family like the Birla family which...
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Then trust me there's nothing like drinking So pleasant on this side of the...