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What We want is to make it possible for our unfortunate people to live a life of industry for it is by steady work alone that we hope for our physical and moral rehabilitation. For this reason above all we have undertaken to rally our people around our ideal.
I like women but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked 'Does he bite?' and she said 'No.' And I said 'So how does he eat?' Liar!
Quotes By Demetri Martin
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If I have to move up in a building I choose the elevator over the escalator....
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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner...
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Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do...
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I tend to avoid televisions politics and places with velvet ropes.
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And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to...
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And of course I didn't make any money from stand up for years so I had temp...
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I love women but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are...
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My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes you always get another...
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I think that when you get dressed in the morning sometimes you're really...
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For example I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of...
Quotes About Trust
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Let's say a Soviet exchange student back in the '70s would go back and tell...
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Deciding whether to trust or credit a person is always an uncertain task.
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Espionage for the most part involves finding a person who knows something...
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We have only God on our side they have 'In God We Trust' on their side.
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If global cooling will come soon - scientists will lose trust.
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Experience has taught me never to trust a policeman. Just when you think...
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One feels very blessed to be born into a family like the Birla family which...
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Then trust me there's nothing like drinking So pleasant on this side of the...