I'm a comedian for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy.
Born again?! No I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a...
Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey...
Just put down 9/11... I think on most things I'm liberal except on...
Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure someone might tell you that...
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an...
There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.
The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly...
You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that...
Let's say a Soviet exchange student back in the '70s would go back and tell...
Deciding whether to trust or credit a person is always an uncertain task.
Espionage for the most part involves finding a person who knows something...
We have only God on our side they have 'In God We Trust' on their side.
If global cooling will come soon - scientists will lose trust.
Experience has taught me never to trust a policeman. Just when you think...
One feels very blessed to be born into a family like the Birla family which...
Then trust me there's nothing like drinking So pleasant on this side of the...