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My wife and I just prefer Seattle. It's a beautiful city. Great setting. You open your front door in the morning and the air smells like pine and the sea as opposed to bus exhaust.
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
Quotes By Phyllis Diller
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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl...
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...
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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away...
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The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear...
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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument a bank has...
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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to...
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There's so little money in my bank account my scenic checks show a ghetto.
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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing...
Quotes About Wedding
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I mean I do wear a wedding ring and take it off when I shoot.
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I'm taking one thing at a time. With the children and launching my solo...
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My grandfather Frank Lloyd Wright wore a red sash on his wedding night. That...
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The day of the wedding went like these things generally do full of anxious...
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I've thought about it a hundred times. I even buy bridal magazines sometimes....
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I believe that anybody who gets married should go to a counselor for months...
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I felt very unstressed on my wedding day. I'm very grateful for that......
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We are all so close. We are godfather to each others' kids. I was the best...