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A man's ability to haggle is never a turn-on. The only thing less romantic than how much you paid is how much you saved. The last thing we want to hear is how you talked the jeweler down on our new earrings.
I've been trying to find women writers for my staff for a while now and I have three women on my staff and three guys so it's pretty equal. I don't know why that is. It's been the same thing for a while. It's hard for female comedians to stand out. That's weird. That's a shame.
Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres
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I work really hard at trying to see the big picture and not getting stuck in...
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Comedy can be especially in a writer's room really aggressive kind of a...
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Find out who you are and be that person. That's what your soul was put on...
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I am saddened by how people treat one another and how we are so shut off from...
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The first time probably people really were aware of me I unfortunately had...
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While I was doing stand-up I thought I knew for sure that success meant...
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I was raised in an atmosphere of 'everything's fine.' But as I got older I...
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I get those fleeting beautiful moments of inner peace and stillness - and...
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I get bored easily so I need to do a lot. I've started a record label so I...
Quotes About Women
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I don't think balance is something you get from someone else it's something...
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Women are always most observed when they seem themselves least to observe or...
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I think a lot of women innately know how to play their hand. I'm not a big...
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I'm so disturbed when my women students behave as though they can only read...
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What people don't understand about Sarah Palin is that she is a rancher's...
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It's very hard for a woman in comedy. It's hard for women to be bold and not...
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Only the most unapologetic biblical fundamentalists for instance take every...