I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking ' but I don't have that much time.
I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered...
There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were...
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment...
My work always tried to unite the true with the beautiful but when I had to...
Close your bodily eye that you may see your picture first with the eye of...
So there's no such thing as work-life balance. There's work and there's life...
Golf is good it means I get some fresh air and exercise take my mind off...
I find it some of the hardest photography and the most challenging...
You're basing your laws and your whole outlook on natural life on mythology....
This is a work of fiction. All the characters in it human and otherwise are...
We can create the ultimate job security by becoming less dependent on the...