What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl...
Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away...
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear...
Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument a bank has...
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to...
There's so little money in my bank account my scenic checks show a ghetto.
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing...
Windows are as essential to office prestige as Christmas is to retailing.
Then when I got in the military I used to host - even in high school - I...
At school there was an annual school disco and I'd be standing in my bedroom...
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal...
In our racist sexist society Christmas is the 8 hours when we stop killing...
I wouldn't recommend young kids see 'Speedway Junkie.' It's definitely an...
I put the copy of 'A Christmas Carol' that my grandfather had first read to...
The upheavals of adolescence silenced 'A Christmas Carol' for a few years. I...
Every Christmas now for years I have found myself wondering about the point...
It felt very natural to me to write a Christmas song but at the same time I...