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Let a new earth rise. Let another world be born. Let a bloody peace be written in the sky. Let a second generation full of courage issue forth let a people loving freedom come to growth.
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Quotes By Phyllis Diller
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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl...
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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away...
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The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear...
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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument a bank has...
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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to...
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There's so little money in my bank account my scenic checks show a ghetto.
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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing...
Quotes About Christmas
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Windows are as essential to office prestige as Christmas is to retailing.
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Then when I got in the military I used to host - even in high school - I...
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At school there was an annual school disco and I'd be standing in my bedroom...
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No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal...
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In our racist sexist society Christmas is the 8 hours when we stop killing...
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I wouldn't recommend young kids see 'Speedway Junkie.' It's definitely an...
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I put the copy of 'A Christmas Carol' that my grandfather had first read to...
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The upheavals of adolescence silenced 'A Christmas Carol' for a few years. I...
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Every Christmas now for years I have found myself wondering about the point...
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It felt very natural to me to write a Christmas song but at the same time I...