In less enlightened times the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.
Quotes By Scott Adams
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You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for...
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Technology will definitely solve all our problems but in the process it will...
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Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that...
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There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat if you don't pet her for 10...
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When you hire that first person then you're a boss. You've got performance...
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We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key...
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If there are no stupid questions then what kind of questions do stupid...
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It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at...
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Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much...
Quotes About Best
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I've found the best way is to not be scared of the attention but to be...
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Recruitment and retention are critical to sustain our Armed Forces with the...
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One of the best things for a woman to hear is that she is sexy.
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I'm either going to go completely mental completely bankrupt or have the...
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Once you are labeled 'the best' you want to stay up there and you can't do...
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One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since...
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I get a lot of the ideas when I'm resting - either when I'm meditating or...